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smartass joke for rEalm

smartass joke for rEalm

2004-08-27 by Andy Hutson

Dear Mr. rEalm,

Door hinge.

"Door hinge" rhymes with "orange".

However, I'll never be able to finish the lyric I'm working on until I find something to rhyme with "oblige".

Hey, all in good clean fun, eh?!  Happy Friday!

Andy in Arizona

p.s.  My car is already faster.
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Re: [xl7] smartass joke for rEalm

2004-08-27 by Bruddah Max

On Aug 27, 2004, at 10:42 AM, Andy Hutson wrote:

>> - Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
>
> Dear Mr. rEalm,
>
> Door hinge.
>
> "Door hinge" rhymes with "orange".
>
> However, I'll never be able to finish the lyric I'm working on until I 
> find something to rhyme with "oblige".

you think you've got it hard - i can't find anything that rhymes with 
"month". closest i've come so far is a derogatory term for women spoken 
with a lisp. somehow it doesn't seem appropriate, though.
--
Bruddah Max
Lord of the Dance

RE: [xl7] smartass joke for rEalm

2004-08-28 by Matt Picone

> > Door hinge.

> > "Door hinge" rhymes with "orange".

Where I come from, it would have to be "bar hinge"

> > However, I'll never be able to finish the lyric I'm working 
> on until I
> > find something to rhyme with "oblige".

Elijah?

Re: [xl7] smartass joke for rEalm

2004-08-30 by erik_magrini@Baxter.com

LOL, my car's faster too ;)

rEalm




p.s.  My car is already faster.



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Re: [xl7] smartass joke for rEalm

2004-08-30 by erik_magrini@Baxter.com

LOL, that was the first thing that came to my mind too! :) 

rEalm





closest i've come so far is a derogatory term for women spoken 
with a lisp. somehow it doesn't seem appropriate, though.
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