Emu XL-7 & MP-7 User's Group

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--- In xl7@y..., "Andre Lewis" <andrel@s...> wrote:
> Ok, Here's my addition to the wishlist:  A pause button 
enhancement, and some
> other stuff:
> 
> 1)  The pause button should cause your girlfriend to suddenly get 
preoccupied in
> a surprise marathon of her favorite TV series with NO COMMERCIALS!  
I'd say
> about twenty hours ought to do it.  It should also deliver fine 
French dinners
> to her.  Barring this it should pop you and your gear into an 
alternate universe
> where you can secretly work for days on end without keeping 
anything tidy and
> still pop back in mid nag.
> 
> 2) There should definitely be a Barry White mode where the audio 
waves modulate
> our voices perfectly to sound like Barry White whenever we get in 
trouble for
> not coming to bed early enough.  Also good for bachelors.
> 
> 3) There should be an auto patch mode where you hit a button and 
the Command
> Stations actually rewires your whole studio, including putting up 
foam
> treatments and placing your monitors correctly.
> 
> 4) The Command Stations should have a button that neutralizes gear 
lust, or if
> it can't do that it should apply for a credit card and purchase the 
suddenly
> extremely necessary piece of gear.
> 
> 5) There should be an option where the Command Stations make you 
smarter, so
> when someone asks what inspired you to write your track you can 
state how Niche
> was the primary influence, however you have taken glib nods towards 
the Monkeys,
> the Beatles and William Shatner and added a diatribe with the 
compositional
> styles of Bach and Puff Daddy.
> 
> 6) There should be a beer slipcover available, something with clips 
for the
> sides and with splashguards for the keys.  It should also keep your 
beer cold,
> but have autodetect temperature ranges for different kinds of beer, 
liqueurs,
> what have you.
> 
> I think that's about it for now, I'm sure I'll think up some other 
stuff as soon
> as I calm my girlfriend down or figure out how to sneak an extra 20 
hours a day
> into a 24 hour day.
> 
> Andre