Emu XL-7 & MP-7 User's Group

On Aug 27, 2004, at 10:42 AM, Andy Hutson wrote:

>> - Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
>
> Dear Mr. rEalm,
>
> Door hinge.
>
> "Door hinge" rhymes with "orange".
>
> However, I'll never be able to finish the lyric I'm working on until I 
> find something to rhyme with "oblige".

you think you've got it hard - i can't find anything that rhymes with 
"month". closest i've come so far is a derogatory term for women spoken 
with a lisp. somehow it doesn't seem appropriate, though.
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Bruddah Max
Lord of the Dance