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British humor.

Moe

--- In motm@egroups.com, "sikorsky" <vulture.squadron@s...> wrote:
> hello all,
> i just found out that Sean Bean is to be the new Dr Who, as he's a
local
> chap - i'd like to revise my "pushing a dalek down the stairs" erm
patch:
>
> ∗dalek & mates enter The Pheasant∗ - (just 50 yards from where i
live)
> Dr Who: "are you looking at my pint!"
> Dalek:"erm, exterminate" (ring modulater thru fan patch - it must
be noted
> there are no Dr Who fans in the Pheasant)
> ∗∗∗loads of banter which i can't be arsed to make up∗∗∗
> CLUNK !!! (Dr Who nuts dalek)
> clunk
> clunk
> clunk
> clunk
> clunk
> erm, etc (that's if someone hasn't nicked
the daleks
> wheels already)
>
> anyway - we found it hilarious in the pub earlier...
>
> cheers
> paul b
> (now off to hassle Stanley - there's no reason why a sonic
screwdriver
> shouldn't be made in sheffield)