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Paul wrote - "For many people, just saying 'SMT'
provokes the same reaction as saying 'Calculus'. It's not that bad
once you
understand it."

I was fortunate that my calculus teacher was the most beautiful,
soft-spoken and intelligent woman I'd ever met! I couldn't take my
eyes off her, let alone stop listening to her. And yes, I opted for
extra tutoring with her. <sigh> I hate being a middle-aged, overweight
dork.

For those less fortunate (I mean in teacher selection, not being an
elderly mass that bores others), there's "Bikini Calculus"! I got
this for my nephew when he was a freshman. His grades improved very
quickly, just from watching video of 20-something-year-old women
teaching calculus while wearing thong bikinis.

Gee, maybe that would make a good business model for a patch book...

Chub -presently auditioning young women. Must be into thongs and
patch cable. Oh, and capable of making my oatmeal...