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Ha! This makes me want to put some stickers on the back panel of mine, just
to see if anyone ever reads them.

How about, "WARNING! No user serviceable parts inside" ...?



-----Original Message-----
This is to inform you that your cabinet violates OSHA "Modular Synthesizer
Guidelines - 1980 Rev
C" in particular Section 43, Paragraph 19.

In order to comply, the following modifications are in order:

a) anti-skid matting not to exceed 3/4" depth per MilSpec
347383495849584958459048509485409

b) 110dB backing alarm. Standard forklift model OK.

c) warning labels, minimum of 12, in a "highly visible manner" with the
following inscription:

"WARNING! Severe jealousy may result as a result of improper viewing." and
"WARNING! Severe checkbook depletion zone!"

Thank you for your compliance. OSHA is ∗for you∗ not ∗against you∗.

Your friendly gov't employee Sid