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Dear sirs, (or madams)
   With all due respect to my august colleagues in woggleness, and
conceding that it is unseemly to openly contradict so erudite a
scholar and gentleman as Prof. G. Richter QbE.
   i must, nevertheless, take issue with the oft-repeated and
apocryphal accusation that i consider the sound of frying bacon to be
music. 
   i hope to lay this spurious myth to rest once and for all. i, and
all the residents of Mabuse Manor, are vegetarians. At breakfast time
we tap our feet to sound of frying TOFU.
   (now THAT's entertainment!)

-respectfully submitted this sixteenth day of May 2008
-M.Murphy esq. (aka dr.A.C.Mabuse) sub-vizier 2nd class, loyal order
of the Wogglebug