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Teesside man dies after downing pint of vodka
A man died after downing a pint of vodka in four seconds,  an inquest 
heard. 
Richard Davies, 29, from Thornaby, near Stockton, had been drinking with  
friends before the alcohol knocked him unconscious in January. 
Mr Davies was found not breathing in a pool of his own blood, and died 
hours  later.In a statement read out by deputy Teesside coroner Tony Eastwood, 
he said:  "Richard drank a pint of vodka in four seconds or so. 
"I did try to take the glass off him, but he turned his back on me, pushed 
me  away, and drank it all." 
Paramedics were later called, but by the time they arrived Mr Davies was  
dead. 
Pathologist Jan Lowe said Mr Davies had an alcohol level enough to have  
caused acute alcohol poisoning.  
He was 5 times the legal limit and had been also high on Mephedrone.  The 
Darwin award could be awarded for this.  
So friends, if you're going to drink... drink  slowly.

On 10/05/2010 10:48 PM, lsf5275@aol.com wrote:
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>   Teesside man dies after downing pint of vodka
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> A man died after downing a pint of vodka in four seconds, an inquest
> heard.
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> Richard Davies, 29, from Thornaby, near Stockton, had been drinking
> with friends before the alcohol knocked him unconscious in January.
>
> Mr Davies was found not breathing in a pool of his own blood, and died
> hours later.In a statement read out by deputy Teesside coroner Tony
> Eastwood, he said: "Richard drank a pint of vodka in four seconds or so.
>
> "I did try to take the glass off him, but he turned his back on me,
> pushed me away, and drank it all."
>
> Paramedics were later called, but by the time they arrived Mr Davies
> was dead.
>
> Pathologist Jan Lowe said Mr Davies had an alcohol level enough to
> have caused acute alcohol poisoning.
>
> *He was 5 times the legal limit and had been also high on Mephedrone.
> The Darwin award could be awarded for this. *
>
> *So friends, if you're going to drink... drink slowly.*

Yikes! Dude was definitely a Darwin Award candidate.
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Thanks for posting Frank, I used to live near there, it brought back many happy memories.

--- On Wed, 6/10/10, lsf5275@aol.com <lsf5275@aol.com> wrote:

From: lsf5275@aol.com <lsf5275@aol.com>
Subject: [newmellotrongroup] Re: OT - Social Drinking
To: newmellotrongroup@yahoogroups.com
Received: Wednesday, 6 October, 2010, 6:48 PM







 



  


    
      
      
      



Teesside man dies after downing pint of vodka
A man died after downing a pint of vodka in four seconds, 
an inquest heard.
Richard Davies, 29, from Thornaby, near Stockton, had been drinking with 
friends before the alcohol knocked him unconscious in January.
Mr Davies was found not breathing in a pool of his own blood, and died hours 
later.In a statement read out by deputy Teesside coroner Tony Eastwood, he said: 
"Richard drank a pint of vodka in four seconds or so.
"I did try to take the glass off him, but he turned his back on me, pushed me 
away, and drank it all."
Paramedics were later called, but by the time they arrived Mr Davies was 
dead.
Pathologist Jan Lowe said Mr Davies had an alcohol level enough to have 
caused acute alcohol poisoning. 
 
He was 5 times the legal limit and had been also high on Mephedrone. 
The Darwin award could be awarded for this. 
 
So friends, if you're going to drink... drink 
slowly.

I've already used this in the DUI classes I teach.  Have you seen this one?


Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine In His Butt
But arrestee copped to pot cops found in his crack 


OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.
The narcotics were discovered by Manatee County Sheriff\u2019s Office deputies after Raymond Roberts\u2019s Hyundai was pulled over on a Bradenton street for speeding Wednesday morning. Investigators, who reported smelling a strong odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle, subsequently searched the 25-year-old Roberts and discovered his hidden stash.
During the search, when Deputy Sean Cappiello "felt a soft object in the crack of his buttocks," the suspect "began to tense up." Roberts volunteered to remove the item. \u201cLet me get it, hold on\u201d he said, and proceeded to place a "clear plastic baggie with a green leafy substance" on the car's hood. A subsequent test showed the substance to be marijuana, 4.5 grams worth, according to an amusing sheriff\u2019s report. Or click here for an easy-to-read PDF of the document.
"I then asked him if that was it," wrote Cappiello, "and he stated 'yes.'"
But, as the deputy reported, "I then searched his shorts again and felt another object that was in the crack of his buttocks. I pulled the object out from the exterior of his shorts and a clear plastic baggie with a white rock substance fell to the ground." This plastic bag, a test would later determine, contained 27 pieces of crack cocaine.
Roberts quickly disavowed ownership of the cocaine. \u201cThe white stuff is not mine, but the weed is,\u201d he claimed, adding that the crack in his crack was the property of a friend who had previously borrowed the car and left the drug on the passenger seat. Roberts explained that when he was pulled over for speeding, he concealed the second bag of narcotics.
Pictured in the above mug shot, Roberts was charged with pot and cocaine possession. He was freed after posting $1120 bond. (2 pages)

I imagine the bag of coke was taped to the penis of the man who shoved it  
up the suspects ass. The weed just happened to be a bystander.
 
 
In a message dated 10/6/2010 2:39:43 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
MAinPsych@aol.com writes:

 
 
 
I've already used this in the DUI classes I  teach.  Have you seen this one?
 
 
 
Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine In His Butt
But arrestee copped to pot cops found in his crack 
 
 

 





 
 
OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that  
a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him.  
Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden 
alongside  the coke. 
The narcotics were discovered by Manatee County  Sheriff’s Office deputies 
after Raymond Roberts’s Hyundai was pulled over on a  Bradenton street for 
speeding Wednesday morning. Investigators, who reported  smelling a strong 
odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle, subsequently  searched the 
25-year-old Roberts and discovered his hidden stash. 
During the search, when Deputy Sean Cappiello  "felt a soft object in the 
crack of his buttocks," the suspect "began to tense  up." Roberts volunteered 
to remove the item. “Let me get it, hold on” he said,  and proceeded to 
place a "clear plastic baggie with a green leafy substance"  on the car's 
hood. A subsequent test showed the substance to be marijuana, 4.5  grams worth, 
_according to an amusing sheriff’s report_ 
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/butt-crack-report?page=0) . Or _click here_ 
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/buttdrugs.pdf)  for an easy-to-read 
PDF of the  document. 
"I then asked him if that was it," wrote Cappiello, "and he stated  'yes.'" 
But, as the deputy reported, "I then searched his shorts again and felt  
another object that was in the crack of his buttocks. I pulled the object out  
from the exterior of his shorts and a clear plastic baggie with a white 
rock  substance fell to the ground." This plastic bag, a test would later 
determine,  contained 27 pieces of crack cocaine. 
Roberts quickly disavowed ownership of the cocaine. “The white stuff is not 
 mine, but the weed is,” he claimed, adding that the crack in his crack was 
the  property of a friend who had previously borrowed the car and left the 
drug on  the passenger seat. Roberts explained that when he was pulled over 
for  speeding, he concealed the second bag of narcotics. 
Pictured in the above mug shot, Roberts was charged with pot and cocaine  
possession. He was freed after posting $1120 bond. (2  pages)

Pitty he didn't swallow some balloons and have 1 or 2 break.
One less scumbag in the world.
Interesting approach Frank, and yet disgusting all at once, bravo!
What some people will do, sheesh!

Tony

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  From: lsf5275@aol.com 
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  I imagine the bag of coke was taped to the penis of the man who shoved it up the suspects ass. The weed just happened to be a bystander.

  In a message dated 10/6/2010 2:39:43 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, MAinPsych@aol.com writes:
      

    I've already used this in the DUI classes I teach.  Have you seen this one?


    Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine In His Butt
    But arrestee copped to pot cops found in his crack 


    OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.

    The narcotics were discovered by Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies after Raymond Roberts’s Hyundai was pulled over on a Bradenton street for speeding Wednesday morning. Investigators, who reported smelling a strong odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle, subsequently searched the 25-year-old Roberts and discovered his hidden stash.

    During the search, when Deputy Sean Cappiello "felt a soft object in the crack of his buttocks," the suspect "began to tense up." Roberts volunteered to remove the item. “Let me get it, hold on” he said, and proceeded to place a "clear plastic baggie with a green leafy substance" on the car's hood. A subsequent test showed the substance to be marijuana, 4.5 grams worth, according to an amusing sheriff’s report. Or click here for an easy-to-read PDF of the document.

    "I then asked him if that was it," wrote Cappiello, "and he stated 'yes.'"

    But, as the deputy reported, "I then searched his shorts again and felt another object that was in the crack of his buttocks. I pulled the object out from the exterior of his shorts and a clear plastic baggie with a white rock substance fell to the ground." This plastic bag, a test would later determine, contained 27 pieces of crack cocaine.

    Roberts quickly disavowed ownership of the cocaine. “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is,” he claimed, adding that the crack in his crack was the property of a friend who had previously borrowed the car and left the drug on the passenger seat. Roberts explained that when he was pulled over for speeding, he concealed the second bag of narcotics.

    Pictured in the above mug shot, Roberts was charged with pot and cocaine possession. He was freed after posting $1120 bond. (2 pages)