The Mellotron Group

I imagine the bag of coke was taped to the penis of the man who shoved it  
up the suspects ass. The weed just happened to be a bystander.
 
 
In a message dated 10/6/2010 2:39:43 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
MAinPsych@aol.com writes:

 
 
 
I've already used this in the DUI classes I  teach.  Have you seen this one?
 
 
 
Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine In His Butt
But arrestee copped to pot cops found in his crack 
 
 

 





 
 
OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that  
a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him.  
Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden 
alongside  the coke. 
The narcotics were discovered by Manatee County  Sheriff’s Office deputies 
after Raymond Roberts’s Hyundai was pulled over on a  Bradenton street for 
speeding Wednesday morning. Investigators, who reported  smelling a strong 
odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle, subsequently  searched the 
25-year-old Roberts and discovered his hidden stash. 
During the search, when Deputy Sean Cappiello  "felt a soft object in the 
crack of his buttocks," the suspect "began to tense  up." Roberts volunteered 
to remove the item. “Let me get it, hold on” he said,  and proceeded to 
place a "clear plastic baggie with a green leafy substance"  on the car's 
hood. A subsequent test showed the substance to be marijuana, 4.5  grams worth, 
_according to an amusing sheriff’s report_ 
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/butt-crack-report?page=0) . Or _click here_ 
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/buttdrugs.pdf)  for an easy-to-read 
PDF of the  document. 
"I then asked him if that was it," wrote Cappiello, "and he stated  'yes.'" 
But, as the deputy reported, "I then searched his shorts again and felt  
another object that was in the crack of his buttocks. I pulled the object out  
from the exterior of his shorts and a clear plastic baggie with a white 
rock  substance fell to the ground." This plastic bag, a test would later 
determine,  contained 27 pieces of crack cocaine. 
Roberts quickly disavowed ownership of the cocaine. “The white stuff is not 
 mine, but the weed is,” he claimed, adding that the crack in his crack was 
the  property of a friend who had previously borrowed the car and left the 
drug on  the passenger seat. Roberts explained that when he was pulled over 
for  speeding, he concealed the second bag of narcotics. 
Pictured in the above mug shot, Roberts was charged with pot and cocaine  
possession. He was freed after posting $1120 bond. (2  pages)