I appreciate now and always will:
Fred Mercury
Roy Orbison
John Lennon
Jacques Brel
Ella Fitzgerald
Colin Blunstone
I once appreciated but then realised my folly:
Greg Lake: Everything just sounds the damned same, Greg. Mind you, when
you have a 14 note range, you're bound to be a bit 'Ringo-bound',
aren't you?
Peter Hammill: He just strikes me as an
arse now
Jon Anderson: Maybe not just the voice, but those lyrics too. A
colleague and I now try to insert Jon's words into boring meetings at
every opportunity, just to see if they can get into the minutes. 'So
when will this project be ready?' 'Oh...ten true summers or so'. 'And
how will you know?' 'We have a plan....and assessing points to nowhere,
leading every single one.' 'Are you feeling okay, Mike?' 'Oh...I get
up, I get down....'
Lou Reed: It used to be great but has sort of fallen apart a tad
recently. Instead of reciting his lyrics he now seems to do synchopated
groaning.
I appreciate now, but did not used to:
David Surkamp - an absurd noise to come out of a man's face, although I
don't know I ever found it 'annoying' to begin with
Mika - his material is fairly shoddy though
Jandek - if you don't know, for pity's sake don't ask
I do not appreciate and never will:
Roger Chapman - good god, that must be a joke; 'like a man driving a
tractor over a heavily ploughed field with small weights tied to his
scrotum' (Milligan)
Justin Hawkins - his greatest offence is thinking he can sing and doing
his awful and inappropriate vocal pyrotchnics to show off that
delusion. I'm sure it sounded great singing along to Queen records in
your bedroom into a hairbrush, Justin. Just keep it there.
Whitney Houston - even in her pre-crackpipe days, once you realised she
sang a quarter tone flat
all the time and made up for it by
that hellacious warbling you just cannot focus on anything else. Her
voice is like fingernails scraping down a blackboard for me.
Mariah Carey - As above. No, really.
Janis Joplin: I just
don't get it
Brad Roberts (Crash Test Dummies) - it just makes me laugh. When I
worked in a pub that's the sort of voice I'd hear from 15 year olds
trying to pretend they were eighteen so they could buy snakebite.
Mike
Mark Pring wrote:
Listening to The Strawbs on Last FM got me thinking about voices that I
initially found annoying but later learnt to love.
For Example:
Chris Farlowe
Nick Drake
Kate McGarrigle
Anna McGarrigle
Woolly ( love might be a bit over the top )
Billie Holiday
Joni Mitchell ( more tolerate)
Howlin' Wolf
Peter Gabriel
Too difficult:
Jon Anderson
Robert Plant
Phil Collins
Dave Cousins
Learnt to hate:
James Taylor
Greg Lake