The Mellotron Group

Great Bar Deals

An Irishman, and Englishman, and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney.
The view is fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

"But," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the bars back home. Why, in
Glasgow, there's a little bar where the owner goes out of his way for the
locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth."

The Englishman responded, "Well, at my local bar the owner would buy your
third drink after you bought the first two."

"Ah, that's nothin'," the Irishman said. "Back home, there's this bar where,
the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink and they'll
keep them coming all night. Then, when you've had enough to drink, they take
you upstairs and see that you get laid ... All on the house."

The englishman and Scotsman immediately doubted the Irishman's claim.

"Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"No, not myself personally," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to my
sister."