The Mellotron Group

On Mar 31, 2010, at 12:32 PM, john barrick wrote:

> which left me with a toss-up between accordion and tenor sax.

Boy, John, that's an opening to drive a truck through!

When someone dies and goes to heaven, they're greeted at the Pearly Gates with, "Welcome to heaven. Here's your harp."
However, if you're sent to hell, you'll be told, "Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."

Q: What's the difference between a chain saw and a tenor sax?
A: A neighbour will never ask to borrow your tenor sax.
or
A: Vibrato.
or
A: The grip.