Q: How can you tell if a drummer's seat is level?On Dec 5, 2009, at 7:20 AM, Tron400 wrote:
Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A. The knocking speeds up.
OK, just to be fair:
Q. What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A. The lead singer.
A: The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
A: On a bull, the horns are in the front and the asshole's in the back.