On Dec 1, 2007, at 1:52 PM, Mattias wrote:
I have heard that Orchestrons and Mellotrons are pieces of shit and should be collected and burnt on fields. But my machines sound fine to my ears so I'll just have to wait ....and wait....and wait until enlightenment strikes...
I can say this reliably, citing numerous studies, that you will not receive enlightenment until you give them all to me. Once free of the burden of ownership, you should receive enlightenment within 36 hours (42 hours south of the equator). I guarantee it!
Your pal,
Rick