The Mellotron Group

On Mar 6, 2011, at 1:27 PM, Bruce Daily wrote:

> nah, ya gotta have 3 violinists. Only two and they can't decide who's in tune.  Remember the string player's rule: Safety in Numbers. Now if you really want a brawl, stick a coloratura soprano in the middle of that trombone section.
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> fritz

Well, if you have only two violins and they're playing out of tune, just shoot on.

Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a bit bull?

A: Lipstick.