MOTM

1) "no sir it's not designed as a steady clock source"

2) "the pulse output won't be shipping til march"

3) "yes, i'm certain you can plug your kettle into it"

4) "you see the warranty doesn't actually cover plugging your kettle into
it"

5) "you are twent-ee-third in the queue and will be answered in four-teen
hours-and fif-teen minutes"

6) "i'm very sorry that you're lfo is without power, but our support chain
for this product is not in place yet"
(actually an apple quote i had this morning)

ho hum...
paul b