MOTM

>There is one irritant: I have jury duty Mon AM. 9/10 times I'm not picked,
>but you never know!

I suggest taking a paperback copy of Helter Skelter along with
a highlighter.  Mumble to yourself and highlight various sections
of the book saying "this looks good" and "I just gotta try this".
That will get you out of jury duty, but may or may not get you
out of the psychiatric ward.

-Cary