MOTM

1) "OK, Bob. OK! Climb down from the cheap seats and I'll let you play it
for 10 minutes."

2) "Mono, mono, mono, ...stereo...mono, mono, ....."

3) "Patch cord! Patch cords! We got your Wack Kovaky, your Switchcraft right
here! Patch cords!"

4) "I'll turn my back and count to 10. When I'm done, whoever stole the
power strip better but it back!"

5) "Sorry! No S-Trig cable."

6) "These *are* my presets!"

7) "Damn! After 3 hours to untangle these, everyone left for beer and
pizza!"

8) "No, I don't know 'Lucky Man'!"

Paul S.
I swear this is maybe the last one