MOTM

OK... So the day gig has been a bitch and I am a couple of days behind.

I am still processing individual orders onto the master order forms for the
two cable vendors.  This is a tedious task as I want to make certain that
everyone gets exactly what they want.  I have about 10 more orders to go and
I will be done.  I am processing all the invoice e-mails at the same time
but not sending them out.

After that, I must estimate the shipping on each order based on the number
of cables and zip code.   I should have that done and invoices sent out no
later than Thursday night.

I will sit on the order until Monday morning in case someone mails me back
and tell me I got their ordered screwed up.  I can still fix it on Friday,
Saturday or Sunday.  If I do not hear from you by Monday at 7AM, I will
assume that the invoice looks good and the cable order will be placed with
the vendors.

I am expecting cables to be delivered to me on or about December 15.  I will
do my very best to get them shipped ASAP.  But, you know what UPS and the
post office look like that time of year.

I will ship postal for smaller orders and UPS ground for larger orders
unless you tell me different.  That will be specified on your invoice.

So, yes, if you have procrastinated, you can still mail me a cable order in
the next 24 hours and I'll squeeze it in.

Larry, the cable guy. <<-- Oh, now that's just not right.