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Patriotic Duty

Patriotic Duty

2003-03-02 by MAinPsych@aol.com

Off the track, but funny.

Frank Samagaio
M400 #908

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

Re: [Mellotronists] Patriotic Duty

2003-03-02 by Jerry Korb

MAinPsych@... wrote:

>  Off the track, but funny.
>
> Frank Samagaio
> M400 #908
>
> As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
> naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern
> time all American women are asked to walk out of their house
> completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
> anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
> house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's
> okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
> all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
> alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
> anti-Taliban sentiment.
>
> The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
> terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
> activity.   God bless America !
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
>
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Don't forget to have a small quantity of pig's blood handy to sprinkle
on those terrorists. They'll never go to heaven ,being considered
"unclean."
Accounts of this actually happened in WW-II .   .......JK.....

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