Mellotronists

How do you know when there's a Mellotronist at your door?
His hat says "Domino's Pizza"

What is the difference between a dead Mellotronist lying in the road,
and a dead squirrel lying in the road?
The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a Mellotronist's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.

>How do you know when there's a Mellotronist at your door?
>His hat says "Domino's Pizza"

Explain?

--- In Mellotronists@y..., Gordon Reid <gordon@c...> wrote:

>
> >How do you know when there's a Mellotronist at your door?
> >His hat says "Domino's Pizza"
>
> Explain?

Gordon and friends:
In Canada (or the US), when people can't find a job
in their line of work, they often take a job delivering
Pizza. I did it for a while myself. It's just one
of those "out of work musician jokes". ...and now that
I've explained it, It's not one of the better ones...

Now the one about the Squirrel...that's funny!
Someone on the list from Greenland will probably
ask... "What is a Squirrel?"

I promise I will not send more jokes.
...and for anyone that didn't like the Squirrel joke...

Bite me.

Clay,

I know what a Mellotron is, I know what a squirrel is, I even know
what a Dominos Pizza is.....

But what *exactly* is a Mellotronist? (multiple choice)

A. Someone with an eight-second attention span?
B. A Luddite?
C. (add your own answer here....)

This could get interesting!

FS. Weller
(I want #574 and I want it now!)

Hello,

>In Canada (or the US), when people can't find a job
>in their line of work, they often take a job delivering
>Pizza.

Ahhh...

Thank you.

Gordon.