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Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-08 by lsf5275@aol.com

You guys are never gonna believe this, but today I received a letter form some Nigerian Lawyer. I've printed it below. Looks like I'll be coming into some serious money in the near future....
 
So, I not only may upgrade to a M5000, but it looks like I'm going to be able to go after that Chamberlin Riviera as well.
 
 
 
MORGAN CHAMBERS
ATTORNEY AT LAW,BARRISTER&SOLICITOR
HEAD OFFICE: 21RD, G, CLOSE, HOUSE 18,
FESTAC TOWN LAGOSÂ NIGERIA
PRIVATE EMAIL: morganchambersng@...
Tel:+234-802-470-7133 or 011-234-802-470-7133

ATTENTION:

BEFORE I START, I MUST FIRST APOLOGIZE FOR THIS MAIL TO YOU.I AM AWARE THAT
THIS IS CERTAINLY AN UNCONVENTIONAL APPROACH TO STARTING A RELATIONSHIP,BUT AS
TIME GOES ON YOU WILL REALIZE THE NEED FOR MY ACTION.

MY NAME IS BARRISTER MORGAN IBEKWEORU,A SOLICITOR AND THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO
A CITIZEN OF YOUR COUNTRY,WHO OWNS A CONSTRUCTION COMPANY IN NIGERIA.HERE IN
AFTER REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT. ON THE 26TH OF DECEMBER 2004,MY 
CLIENT,HIS WIFE
AND THEIR TWO CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN THE TSUNAMI ASIA DISASTER. MY CLIENT
AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES IN THE DISASTER.


SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES TO YOUR EMBASSY TO LOCATE ANY OF MY
CLIENT'S EXTENDED RELATIVES, WHICH HAS PROVED ABORTIVE AFTER THESE SEVERAL
UNSUCESSFUL ATTEMPTS.MY MAIN REASON FOR CONTACTINGYOU IS TO ASSIST ME IN
REPATRIATING THE MONEY AND PROPERTY LEFT BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE THEY ARE
CONFISCATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLEBY THE BANK WHERE THE FUNDS
REDEPOSITED/LODGED PARTICULARLY, THE GULF BANK OF (NIG) PLC.

WHERE THE DECEASED HAS AN ACCOUNT WITH AN APPROXIMATE SUM OF EIGHTEEN MILLION
UNITED STATES DOLLARS
. THE SAID BANK HAS ISSUED ME A FINAL NOTICE TO PROVIDE
THE NEXT OF KIN OF MY CLIENT OR THEY WILL BE LEFT WITH NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO
CONFISCATE HIS FUNDS, A COPY OF THE SAID NOTICE I WILL FAX TO YOU ON GETTING
YOUR REPLY.

SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING MY CLIENT'S RELATIVES FOR THE PAST
TWO YEARS AND SIX MONTHS, NOW I SEEK YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS 
THE NEXT OF
KIN OF MY CLIENT TO THE BANK, GOING BY THE FACT THAT BOTH OF YOU HAS THE SAME
NATIONALITY, SO THAT THE SAID FUNDS AS STATED ABOVE I.E, THE SUM OF EIGHTEEN
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS CAN BE PAID TO YOU INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT 
FOR GULF
BANK OF (NIG) PLC. WE CAN TAKE PART OF IT AND LEAVE THE REST TO CHARITY.

I HAVE THE NECESSARY LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT CAN BE USED TO BACK UP ANY CLAIM WE
MAY MAKE.ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST COOPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS
ARRANGMENT THROUGH I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER ALEGITIMATE
ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW.

PLEASE KINDLY REPLY THROUGH THIS PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:
morganchambersng@...
FINALLY KINDLY GIVE ME YOUR CONFIDENTAIL PHONE/FAX NUMBERS SO THAT I 
CAN FAX TO
YOU ALL THE CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN THE BANK AND ME.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER MORGAN IBEKWEORU (ESQ)
E-mail: morganchambersng@...
Tel:+234-802-470-7133 or 011-234-802-470-7133
 
Can you say, "Cha Ching!!!!!!?"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Frank




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Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-08 by MAinPsych@aol.com

WARNING, WILL ROBINSON, WARNING!!  NIGERIAN SCAM Scam, big time.  Avoid, avoid, avoid.  Do NOT provide ANY confidential information.  Check it out on Snopes.com.  Report it to the Secret Service.  They have jurisdiction, although there's not much they can do in practical terms.


-----Original Message-----
From: lsf5275@...
To: Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thu, 8 Nov 2007 12:34 pm
Subject: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

You guys are never gonna believe this, but today I received a letter form some Nigerian Lawyer. I've printed it below. Looks like I'll be coming into some serious money in the near future....
 
So, I not only may upgrade to a M5000, but it looks like I'm going to be able to go after that Chamberlin Riviera as well.
 
 
 
MORGAN CHAMBERS
ATTORNEY AT LAW,BARRISTER&SOLICITOR
HEAD OFFICE: 21RD, G, CLOSE, HOUSE 18,
FESTAC TOWN LAGOSÂ NIGERIA
PRIVATE EMAIL: morganchambersng@ myway.com
Tel:+234-802- 470-7133 or 011-234-802- 470-7133

ATTENTION:

BEFORE I START, I MUST FIRST APOLOGIZE FOR THIS MAIL TO YOU.I AM AWARE THAT
THIS IS CERTAINLY AN UNCONVENTIONAL APPROACH TO STARTING A RELATIONSHIP, BUT AS
TIME GOES ON YOU WILL REALIZE THE NEED FOR MY ACTION.

MY NAME IS BARRISTER MORGAN IBEKWEORU,A SOLICITOR AND THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO
A CITIZEN OF YOUR COUNTRY,WHO OWNS A CONSTRUCTION COMPANY IN NIGERIA.HERE IN
AFTER REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT. ON THE 26TH OF DECEMBER 2004,MY 
CLIENT,HIS WIFE
AND THEIR TWO CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN THE TSUNAMI ASIA DISASTER. MY CLIENT
AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES IN THE DISASTER.


SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES TO YOUR EMBASSY TO LOCATE ANY OF MY
CLIENT'S EXTENDED RELATIVES, WHICH HAS PROVED ABORTIVE AFTER THESE SEVERAL
UNSUCESSFUL ATTEMPTS.MY MAIN REASON FOR CONTACTINGYOU IS TO ASSIST ME IN
REPATRIATING THE MONEY AND PROPERTY LEFT BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE THEY ARE
CONFISCATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLEBY THE BANK WHERE THE FUNDS
REDEPOSITED/ LODGED PARTICULARLY, THE GULF BANK OF (NIG) PLC.

WHERE THE DECEASED HAS AN ACCOUNT WITH AN APPROXIMATE SUM OF EIGHTEEN MILLION
UNITED STATES DOLLARS
. THE SAID BANK HAS ISSUED ME A FINAL NOTICE TO PROVIDE
THE NEXT OF KIN OF MY CLIENT OR THEY WILL BE LEFT WITH NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO
CONFISCATE HIS FUNDS, A COPY OF THE SAID NOTICE I WILL FAX TO YOU ON GETTING
YOUR REPLY.

SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING MY CLIENT'S RELATIVES FOR THE PAST
TWO YEARS AND SIX MONTHS, NOW I SEEK YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS 
THE NEXT OF
KIN OF MY CLIENT TO THE BANK, GOING BY THE FACT THAT BOTH OF YOU HAS THE SAME
NATIONALITY, SO THAT THE SAID FUNDS AS STATED ABOVE I.E, THE SUM OF EIGHTEEN
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS CAN BE PAID TO YOU INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT 
FOR GULF
BANK OF (NIG) PLC. WE CAN TAKE PART OF IT AND LEAVE THE REST TO CHARITY.

I HAVE THE NECESSARY LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT CAN BE USED TO BACK UP ANY CLAIM WE
MAY MAKE.ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST COOPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS
ARRANGMENT THROUGH I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER ALEGITIMATE
ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW.

PLEASE KINDLY REPLY THROUGH THIS PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:
morganchambersng@ myway.com
FINALLY KINDLY GIVE ME YOUR CONFIDENTAIL PHONE/FAX NUMBERS SO THAT I 
CAN FAX TO
YOU ALL THE CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN THE BANK AND ME.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER MORGAN IBEKWEORU (ESQ)
E-mail: morganchambersng@ myway.com
Tel:+234-802- 470-7133 or 011-234-802- 470-7133
 
Can you say, "Cha Ching!!!!!!? "
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Frank




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Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-08 by Str03@mindspring.com

That's nothing.

I just just saved a LOT of money by going with Geico........


-----Original Message-----
From: jeffc@...
Sent: Nov 8, 2007 4:26 PM
To: Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

On Thu, 8 Nov 2007 lsf5275@aol. com wrote:

> You guys are never gonna believe this, but today I received a letter form
> some Nigerian Lawyer. I've printed it below. Looks like I'll be coming into
> some serious money in the near future....

or have som fun with it:
http://www.419eater .com/
http://www.419eater .com/html/ trophy_room. htm

Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-08 by ceccles_ca

--- In Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com, MAinPsych@... wrote:
>
> WARNING, WILL ROBINSON, WARNING!! NIGERIAN SCAM Scam, big time.Â
Avoid, avoid, avoid. Do NOT provide ANY confidential information.Â
Check it out on Snopes.com. Report it to the Secret Service. They
have jurisdiction, although there's not much they can do in practical
terms.
>

Really? and I thought that Frank was so damn fortunate to have
received this incredible offer.

Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-08 by lsf5275@aol.com

In a message dated 11/8/2007 4:43:13 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, lsf5275@... writes:
Wow, that's weird. I recently wasted 15 minutes finding out that Liberty Mutual was way cheaper and with better coverage.
 
Now if I could only get that little green lizard... I'm taking my 50 bucks and putting a contract out on him.



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Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-08 by lsf5275@aol.com

In a message dated 11/8/2007 5:09:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, ecclesreinson@... writes:
Really? and I thought that Frank was so damn fortunate to have
received this incredible offer.
 
Me too! It's kinda like Ed McMahon just showed up at my door. Nigeria... Who'd have thunk it. That place must be the Land of Wonder!
 
Now this is just incredible: I just got another letter. How far can good luck go? It is odd that a woman is named Clarence, though.
 
Dear Friend,

Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, 1 am
Dr.Clarence Williams, a widow to Late Mr. John Williams  1
am 75years old,1 am now a new Christian born
again,suffering from long time cancer of the breast.

From all indications my condition is really deteriorating
and it's quite obvious that 1 won't live more than two
months according to my doctors.

This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a  very bad
stage.  My late husband was killed during  the attack at
the World Trade Centre at the State on September 11
resulting to the Collapse of the building, and during the
period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My
late husband was very wealthy and after his death,I
inherited all his business and wealth.

The doctor has advised me that 1 may not live for more
than Three months,so 1 now decided to divide part of this
wealth, to contribute to the development of the church and
Mosque in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.

1 selected you after visiting the website and 1 prayed
over it, 1 am willing to donate the sum of $7.500,000.00
Million US  Dollars(Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand
American Dollars Only) to you for the less privileged.

Please 1 want you to note that, this fund is lying in a
SECURITY COMPANY over in Nigeria and upon my instruction,
you will file in an application for the claim of the money
in your name.

Lastly, 1 honestly pray that this money when claimed will
be used for the said purpose, because 1 have come to find
out that wealth acquisition without God is vanity upon
vanity.

May the Grace of our Lord and the fellowship of the Holy
Spirit be with you and your family.

1 await your urgent reply.

Kindly Contact My Personal Assistant and Family Attorney
to put you through and guide you on how to go about the
collection of the Fund on.

BARRISTER MORRIS GEORGE:
morris@...

Regards
Dr.Clarence Williams



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Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-08 by john barrick

He fucking talks, Frank. Use a trank gun and put him in the circus -
you'll make a fortune.

john b


lsf5275@... wrote:
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 4:43:13 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> lsf5275@... writes:
>
> Wow, that's weird. I recently wasted 15 minutes finding out that
> Liberty Mutual was way cheaper and with better coverage.
>
>
> Now if I could only get that little green lizard... I'm taking my 50
> bucks and putting a contract out on him.
>
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> See what's new at AOL.com
> <http://www.aol.com?NCID=AOLCMP00300000001170> and Make AOL Your
> Homepage <http://www.aol.com/mksplash.adp?NCID=AOLCMP00300000001169>.
>

Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by Chris Dale

Better yet, breed him and you'll get a litter of lots of other lizards that talk,
 
then get them to sing so we can have mellotron / chamberlin tapes with Lizard Choir on them.
 
If one of them decides to leave the choir and go solo, we'll get Spiderman after him!!
 
 
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, November 08, 2007 6:14 PM
Subject: Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

He fucking talks, Frank. Use a trank gun and put him in the circus -
you'll make a fortune.

john b

lsf5275@aol. com wrote:
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 4:43:13 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> lsf5275@aol. com writes:
>
> Wow, that's weird. I recently wasted 15 minutes finding out that
> Liberty Mutual was way cheaper and with better coverage.
>
>
> Now if I could only get that little green lizard... I'm taking my 50
> bucks and putting a contract out on him.
>
>
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
> See what's new at AOL.com
> <http://www.aol. com?NCID= AOLCMP0030000000 1170> and Make AOL Your
> Homepage <http://www.aol. com/mksplash. adp?NCID= AOLCMP0030000000 1169>.
>

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Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by leetronhead

--- In Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com, lsf5275@... wrote:
>
>
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 4:31:34 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> Str03@... writes:
>
> I just just saved a LOT of money by going with Geico.......I
>
>
> Wow, that's weird. I recently wasted 15 minutes finding out that
Liberty
> Mutual was way cheaper and with better coverage.
>
>
>
> ************************************** See what's new at
http://www.aol.com
>
I FOUND OUT, THAT CAVEMEN LOVE FRIED GEKCO'S

Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by Jerry Korb

 

leetronhead wrote:

--- In Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com, lsf5275@... wrote:
>
>
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 4:31:34 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> Str03@... writes:
>
> I just  just saved a LOT of money by going with  Geico.......I
>
>
> Wow, that's weird. I recently wasted 15 minutes finding out  that
Liberty
> Mutual was way cheaper and with better  coverage.
>
I FOUND OUT, THAT CAVEMEN LOVE FRIED GEKCO'S



 

Mali would love to see our "little green friend" on the end of a
fish-hook as shark bait.
 

...Or a firecracker applied directly to the forehead....
...............................applied directly to the forehead....
...............................applied directly to the forehead....

OOPS, wrong ad !
 

A Bientot,  Monsieur Marc Deux
 

 (had my "Phill" of  Mali's daily fascination watching
   Dr. Phil....  Take my "lead", he needs more "rhythm.")

Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by leetronhead

Hey gang...
I just had fun with this bitch.
I went to my local Honolulu Library (sisn't want to write from home)
and e-mailed her at the address she gave at the bottom of the
bullshit letter, that basically stated...
"Sorry about the conditions of your tits...
Please send the monies to the following (made up) address, I will
sign the check back over to the World trade Center survivors fund,
and will wait to hear from you.
Again...sorry about the loss of your tits...I would have loved to
have sucked them in their Prime...

God bless you, and may the ( Jezs...I hope I don't go to hell for
this one)
Lord Jesus stick a crucifix up you late husbands asshole"


I got one of these about 7 months ago...it looks like somebody was
monitoring our "List".
I was told a recent death from a long (unknown) relative had left 18
mill in a Nigerian account and it needed claiming within 6 days.
I sent bullshit Bank info (from my closed account in 'Bama) and never
did get the millions promised.
God would I love to meet the Bastard that may get some poor old fool
to not see that this is the same as being held up.
Anyhows...since I went through the same bullshit a few months back...
whoever emails one of our members who is doing this..."FUk yu muddah
and you sisters son"
I feel better now.
Tronhead





--- In Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com, lsf5275@... wrote:
>
>
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 5:09:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> ecclesreinson@... writes:
>
> Really? and I thought that Frank was so damn fortunate to have
> received this incredible offer.
>
>
>
>
> Me too! It's kinda like Ed McMahon just showed up at my door.
Nigeria...
> Who'd have thunk it. That place must be the Land of Wonder!
>
> Now this is just incredible: I just got another letter. How far
can good
> luck go? It is odd that a woman is named Clarence, though.
>
> Dear Friend,
>
> Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, 1 am
> Dr.Clarence Williams, a widow to Late Mr. John Williams 1
> am 75years old,1 am now a new Christian born
> again,suffering from long time cancer of the breast.
>
> From all indications my condition is really deteriorating
> and it's quite obvious that 1 won't live more than two
> months according to my doctors.
>
> This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad
> stage. My late husband was killed during the attack at
> the World Trade Centre at the State on September 11
> resulting to the Collapse of the building, and during the
> period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My
> late husband was very wealthy and after his death,I
> inherited all his business and wealth.
>
> The doctor has advised me that 1 may not live for more
> than Three months,so 1 now decided to divide part of this
> wealth, to contribute to the development of the church and
> Mosque in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.
>
> 1 selected you after visiting the website and 1 prayed
> over it, 1 am willing to donate the sum of $7.500,000.00
> Million US Dollars(Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand
> American Dollars Only) to you for the less privileged.
>
> Please 1 want you to note that, this fund is lying in a
> SECURITY COMPANY over in Nigeria and upon my instruction,
> you will file in an application for the claim of the money
> in your name.
>
> Lastly, 1 honestly pray that this money when claimed will
> be used for the said purpose, because 1 have come to find
> out that wealth acquisition without God is vanity upon
> vanity.
>
> May the Grace of our Lord and the fellowship of the Holy
> Spirit be with you and your family.
>
> 1 await your urgent reply.
>
> Kindly Contact My Personal Assistant and Family Attorney
> to put you through and guide you on how to go about the
> collection of the Fund on.
>
> BARRISTER MORRIS GEORGE:
> morris@...
>
> Regards
> Dr.Clarence Williams
>
>
>
>
> ************************************** See what's new at
http://www.aol.com
>

Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by lsf5275@aol.com

In a message dated 11/8/2007 8:54:50 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, surfbeach@... writes:


Hey gang...
I just had fun with this bitch.
I went to my local Honolulu Library (sisn't want to write from home)
and e-mailed her at the address she gave at the bottom of the
bullshit letter, that basically stated...
"Sorry about the conditions of your tits...
Please send the monies to the following (made up) address, I will
sign the check back over to the World trade Center survivors fund,
and will wait to hear from you.
Again...sorry about the loss of your tits...I would have loved to
have sucked them in their Prime...

God bless you, and may the ( Jezs...I hope I don't go to hell for
this one)
Lord Jesus stick a crucifix up you late husbands asshole"

I got one of these about 7 months ago...it looks like somebody was
monitoring our "List".
I was told a recent death from a long (unknown) relative had left 18
mill in a Nigerian account and it needed claiming within 6 days.
I sent bullshit Bank info (from my closed account in 'Bama) and never
did get the millions promised.
God would I love to meet the Bastard that may get some poor old fool
to not see that this is the same as being held up.
Anyhows...since I went through the same bullshit a few months back...
whoever emails one of our members who is doing this..."FUk yu muddah
and you sisters son"
I feel better now.
Tronhead

I do that too. It is so fun to yank those assholes. I'm proud to say that I actually got one of them busted. I made him give me so much information that the FBI and Interpol actually caught him. This is no joke. I think I might still have the emails. I have received emails like this for years. I just thought it would be fun to share the fun.
 
Frank



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Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by Bernie

--- In Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com, lsf5275@... wrote:
>
>
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 8:54:50 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> surfbeach@... writes:
>
>
>
>
>
> Hey gang...
> I just had fun with this bitch.
> I went to my local Honolulu Library (sisn't want to write from
home)
> and e-mailed her at the address she gave at the bottom of the
> bullshit letter, that basically stated...
> "Sorry about the conditions of your tits...
> Please send the monies to the following (made up) address, I will
> sign the check back over to the World trade Center survivors
fund,
> and will wait to hear from you.
> Again...sorry about the loss of your tits...I would have loved to
> have sucked them in their Prime...
>
> God bless you, and may the ( Jezs...I hope I don't go to hell for
> this one)
> Lord Jesus stick a crucifix up you late husbands asshole"
>
> I got one of these about 7 months ago...it looks like somebody
was
> monitoring our "List".
> I was told a recent death from a long (unknown) relative had left
18
> mill in a Nigerian account and it needed claiming within 6 days.
> I sent bullshit Bank info (from my closed account in 'Bama) and
never
> did get the millions promised.
> God would I love to meet the Bastard that may get some poor old
fool
> to not see that this is the same as being held up.
> Anyhows...since I went through the same bullshit a few months
back...
> whoever emails one of our members who is doing this..."FUk yu
muddah
> and you sisters son"
> I feel better now.
> Tronhead
>
>
>
>
>
>
> I do that too. It is so fun to yank those assholes. I'm proud to
say that I
> actually got one of them busted. I made him give me so much
information that
> the FBI and Interpol actually caught him. This is no joke. I
think I might
> still have the emails. I have received emails like this for
years. I just
> thought it would be fun to share the fun.
>
> Frank
>

I get these things sent to my webmaster email address all the time.
Usually I reply something like "CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE OF THE DAY!!!...or I tell them to do the world a favor and
kill themself. They don't bother me anymore after that.

Bernie

Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by MAinPsych@aol.com

This crap doesn't end with these "enticing" letters.  I was selling my Hammond M-111 on eBay about a year ago for local pickup only.  The "buyer" (with '0' eBay rating) wanted to pay the shipping to someplace like Kenya (obviously more than the cost of the organ).  Saw this one coming.  Long story short: Bogus NY address, Florida postmark, overnight payment took over a week, bank checked out the money order which turned out to have been previously issued about 10 months prior to the date on the one I received (with the bank keeping it to forward to the Secret Service).  Can you believe that when I re-posted the M-111 on eBay, the asshole tried the SAME thing with a different name?

BTW, I did eventually sell it to a legitimate buyer.

Frank Samagaio (the OTHER Frank S.)


-----Original Message-----
From: leetronhead <surfbeach@...>
To: Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thu, 8 Nov 2007 5:54 pm
Subject: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news


Hey gang...
I just had fun with this bitch.
I went to my local Honolulu Library (sisn't want to write from home)
and e-mailed her at the address she gave at the bottom of the
bullshit letter, that basically stated...
"Sorry about the conditions of your tits...
Please send the monies to the following (made up) address, I will
sign the check back over to the World trade Center survivors fund,
and will wait to hear from you.
Again...sorry about the loss of your tits...I would have loved to
have sucked them in their Prime...

God bless you, and may the ( Jezs...I hope I don't go to hell for
this one)
Lord Jesus stick a crucifix up you late husbands asshole"

I got one of these about 7 months ago...it looks like somebody was
monitoring our "List".
I was told a recent death from a long (unknown) relative had left 18
mill in a Nigerian account and it needed claiming within 6 days.
I sent bullshit Bank info (from my closed account in 'Bama) and never
did get the millions promised.
God would I love to meet the Bastard that may get some poor old fool
to not see that this is the same as being held up.
Anyhows...since I went through the same bullshit a few months back...
whoever emails one of our members who is doing this..."FUk yu muddah
and you sisters son"
I feel better now.
Tronhead

--- In Mellotronists@ yahoogroups. com, lsf5275@... wrote:
>
>
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 5:09:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> ecclesreinson@ ... writes:
>
> Really? and I thought that Frank was so damn fortunate to have
> received this incredible offer.
>
>
>
>
> Me too! It's kinda like Ed McMahon just showed up at my door.
Nigeria...
> Who'd have thunk it. That place must be the Land of Wonder!
>
> Now this is just incredible: I just got another letter. How far
can good
> luck go? It is odd that a woman is named Clarence, though.
>
> Dear Friend,
>
> Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, 1 am
> Dr.Clarence Williams, a widow to Late Mr. John Williams 1
> am 75years old,1 am now a new Christian born
> again,suffering from long time cancer of the breast.
>
> From all indications my condition is really deteriorating
> and it's quite obvious that 1 won't live more than two
> months according to my doctors.
>
> This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad
> stage. My late husband was killed during the attack at
> the World Trade Centre at the State on September 11
> resulting to the Collapse of the building, and during the
> period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My
> late husband was very wealthy and after his death,I
> inherited all his business and wealth.
>
> The doctor has advised me that 1 may not live for more
> than Three months,so 1 now decided to divide part of this
> wealth, to contribute to the development of the church and
> Mosque in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.
>
> 1 selected you after visiting the website and 1 prayed
> over it, 1 am willing to donate the sum of $7.500,000.00
> Million US Dollars(Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand
> American Dollars Only) to you for the less privileged.
>
> Please 1 want you to note that, this fund is lying in a
> SECURITY COMPANY over in Nigeria and upon my instruction,
> you will file in an application for the claim of the money
> in your name.
>
> Lastly, 1 honestly pray that this money when claimed will
> be used for the said purpose, because 1 have come to find
> out that wealth acquisition without God is vanity upon
> vanity.
>
> May the Grace of our Lord and the fellowship of the Holy
> Spirit be with you and your family.
>
> 1 await your urgent reply.
>
> Kindly Contact My Personal Assistant and Family Attorney
> to put you through and guide you on how to go about the
> collection of the Fund on.
>
> BARRISTER MORRIS GEORGE:
> morris@...
>
> Regards
> Dr.Clarence Williams
>
>
>
>
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>

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Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by Chris Dale

 

Lizard Choir
 
We are a strange bunch.
 
 
Well, there was going to be the Michael Bolton solo voice, but I'm told that between inserting the liquid nitrogen-frozen pickles up his anus, and slamming his testicles in a closing car door, the high notes just couldn't be hit. 
 
I guess the Axl Rose / Ethel Merman choir is worth another try. This one will include Brenda Vaccaro under a trampoline for the 6 lowest notes. 
 



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Re: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by Chris Dale

That's why the horny elephant was brought in!
 
 
----- Original Message -----
From: jonesalley
Sent: Friday, November 09, 2007 3:13 AM
Subject: [Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

All due credit to Michael, he actually could hit the notes with assistance from the cryogenic Vlasics and the Subaru sopranoizer, he just couldn't hold them for the whole eight seconds. 
 
 
>>>Well, there was going to be the Michael Bolton solo voice, but I'm told that between inserting the liquid nitrogen-frozen pickles up his anus, and slamming his testicles in a closing car door, the high notes just couldn't be hit. 
 

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[Mellotronists] Re: Today I received some incredible news

2007-11-09 by jonesalley

All due credit to Michael, he actually could hit the notes with assistance from the cryogenic Vlasics and the Subaru sopranoizer, he just couldn't hold them for the whole eight seconds. 
 
 
>>>Well, there was going to be the Michael Bolton solo voice, but I'm told that between inserting the liquid nitrogen-frozen pickles up his anus, and slamming his testicles in a closing car door, the high notes just couldn't be hit.