Mellotronists

tronbros@... wrote:

>  Streetly Electronics are proud to announce that they have appointed
> Arthur Trenchard Supplies as their Heligoland and East Finchley
> distributor.  He will be offering M400s in a choice of a 1000
> different Pantone colours plus solid cabinets in Burnished Oak,
> Speltered Beech and Ted Danson.  Arthur 'I'll come quietly' Trenchard
> has a long established reputation for prompt delivery with a hint of
> menace.  We look forward to a joyful and mutually beneficial future
> together...........................................it says here.
> STREETLY ELECTRONICS - All things Mellotronic
> www.mellotronics.com
>
> US East Coast Agent - Jimmy Moore JMoore6397
> US West Coast Agent - Paul Cox pjc56@...
>
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>
> That's GR8 news, Martin !   Have you contemplated a cabinet made
> of the beautiful/strong American Osage Orange ? Not only is it 2X
> stronger
> than the mighty Oak, but it possesses incredibly detailed checking
> in the grain.  It wouldn't fracture as cabinets made of Perspex/Lexan
> .
>
> Furthermore, if you tire of the Tron you can:  1) Utilise the wood to
> make awesome archery bows (discovered by the Osage Indians
> of the Great Plains),   or 2) Create your own Wakeman bonfire,
> as Osage wood pops/sparkles as it burns.
>
> Failing that, you can always toss the seed-balls (Hedge Apples)
> at something/someone and impart a "lasting impression" upon them.
>
> Cheers, JK ( always an invaluable source of useless dribble.....)