And yea, verily, the urination was good and
all were much relieved. The promise of the new year had once again
been confirmed by the comforting assurance of the old rituals, born in
the ancient mists of times long ago. The mysterious and majestic circle of
life remained unbroken. The sacred prophecies were fulfilled, the
spiritual bonds with the ancestors affirmed.
Amen.
"And oh, how dey danced, da litt-ul
children of Stone-enge!"
(cue the dancing dwarves and the fog
machine)