Mellotronists

> Hello there everybody, Markus at the factory calling.

The factory? Is that the one near the kitchen or just across the landing
from the bedroom?

> We have taken due action to put a halt to this, even though it is an
> idiotic product to put out.

I fully intend to manufacture a tape relay keyboard instrument from food
colouring, fruit flavourings and boiled hooves. The Jellytron will be a
big hit, I'm sure.

Mike Dickson (tron@...) M400 #996
The Official Cynic of Streetly Electronics
Streetly Sample Library http://www.blackcat.demon.co.uk/tron/