Mellotronists

At 14:51 06/11/03 -0600, JS wrote:

>Actually, I'm probably going to bid on it as I am going to have a BUNCH of
>spare cash quite soon.

Hey, now that just ain't fair - I'M expecting a bit of a windfall
too..................

>I just got a private and confidential email from the wife of a high
>government official in a country in Africa (which I'm not going to divulge
>here)

I think she might sleep, I meam schmuk, around 'cos I've had a confidential
mail too. Probably a different African
country though. That would explain it.

>asking for my help, for which I will be very well compensated, in
>transferring a large amount of money from their account in Africa to the
>United States so it doesn't fall into the hands of terrorists.

Ah well, that proves my email is true because I will be getting a large
compensation for looking after money that would otherwise fall into the
hands of unscrupulous opposition politicians.

Aren't these people so wonderfully socialist and philanthropic in their
outlook?

> Ha, ha, suckers, I'll be driving a Bentley soon!

What? Bentley? You're the sucker, I've just bid and got a Rolls Royce
Silver Gross on ebay.
OK, it's LHD and has to be shipped in parts by DHL, but what the hell? I'm
getting a Roller -
Stroll on all of y'use................

Nicx