Mellotronists

> > 1. P Diddy (no talent at all)
> > 2. B. Spears (she

had her chance)

> > 3. U2
> > 4. Barry Manilow (he has the

audacity to put a key

> change in EACH SONG, and even call it

music)

> 5. All rappers...they somehow think that since it rhymes it

doesn't need a melody, or a change of the root note can stay the same
cause it's angry and it be kool...but hey!!!...if we wait long
enough, they will all shoot each other outside a gangstah club, and I
can withdraw my entry to the "Musicians List"///ccuz they all be
gone!!!

> 6. DJs.

Who insist that by "mixing" together different songs. (Normally rubbish to start with) They are themselves worthy of being regarded as musicians.

7. KARAOKE. The most diabolical invention of mankind, even more than nuclear weapons!