All due credit to Michael, he actually could hit the notes
with assistance from the cryogenic Vlasics and the Subaru sopranoizer,
he just couldn't hold them for the whole eight seconds.
>>>Well, there was going to be the
Michael Bolton solo voice, but I'm told that between
inserting the liquid nitrogen-frozen pickles up his anus, and slamming
his testicles in a closing car door, the high notes just couldn't be
hit.