Mellotronists

--- In Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com, lsf5275@... wrote:
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> In a message dated 11/8/2007 8:54:50 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,  
> surfbeach@... writes:
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> Hey gang...
> I just had fun with this bitch.
> I went to my local  Honolulu Library (sisn't want to write from 
home)
> and e-mailed her at the  address she gave at the bottom of the 
> bullshit letter, that basically  stated...
> "Sorry about the conditions of your tits...
> Please send the  monies to the following (made up) address, I will 
> sign the check back over  to the World trade Center survivors 
fund, 
> and will wait to hear from  you.
> Again...sorry about the loss of your tits...I would have loved to  
> have sucked them in their Prime...
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> God bless you, and may the (  Jezs...I hope I don't go to hell for 
> this one)
> Lord Jesus stick a  crucifix up you late husbands asshole"
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> I got one of these about 7  months ago...it looks like somebody 
was 
> monitoring our "List".
> I was  told a recent death from a long (unknown) relative had left 
18 
> mill in a  Nigerian account and it needed claiming within 6 days.
> I sent bullshit Bank  info (from my closed account in 'Bama) and 
never 
> did get the millions  promised.
> God would I love to meet the Bastard that may get some poor old  
fool 
> to not see that this is the same as being held up.  
> Anyhows...since I went through the same bullshit a few months  
back...
> whoever emails one of our members who is doing this..."FUk yu  
muddah 
> and you sisters son"
> I feel better  now.
> Tronhead
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> I do that too. It is so fun to yank those assholes. I'm proud to  
say that I 
> actually got one of them busted. I made him give me so much  
information that 
> the FBI and Interpol actually caught him. This is no joke. I  
think I might 
> still have the emails. I have received emails like this for 
years.  I just 
> thought it would be fun to share the fun.
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> Frank
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I get these things sent to my webmaster email address all the time. 
Usually I reply something like "CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU'RE THE 
ASSHOLE OF THE DAY!!!...or I tell them to do the world a favor and 
kill themself. They don't bother me anymore after that.

Bernie