Mellotronists

All the information would be out there in the public eye if Martin  
hadn't got himself arrested yet again for going down t'pub in drag  
and then picking fights with the ladies. He must do this, but I've  
never been able to figure out why. He doesn't even bother shaving his  
legs. It's all very sordid and grotty.

And there you have the rest of the story...

Rick