And yea, verily, the urination was good and all were much relieved. The promise of the new year had once again been confirmed by the comforting assurance of the old rituals, born in the ancient mists of times long ago. The mysterious and majestic circle of life remained unbroken. The sacred prophecies were fulfilled, the spiritual bonds with the ancestors affirmed.
Amen.
"And oh, how dey danced, da litt-ul children of Stone-enge!"
(cue the dancing dwarves and the fog machine)