All due credit to Michael, he actually could hit the notes with assistance from the cryogenic Vlasics and the Subaru sopranoizer, he just couldn't hold them for the whole eight seconds.
>>>Well, there was going to be the Michael Bolton solo voice, but I'm told that between inserting the liquid nitrogen-frozen pickles up his anus, and slamming his testicles in a closing car door, the high notes just couldn't be hit.