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Subject: Re: Today I received some incredible news

From: "Bernie" <kornowicz@...>
Date: 2007-11-09

--- In Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com, lsf5275@... wrote:
>
>
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 8:54:50 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> surfbeach@... writes:
>
>
>
>
>
> Hey gang...
> I just had fun with this bitch.
> I went to my local Honolulu Library (sisn't want to write from
home)
> and e-mailed her at the address she gave at the bottom of the
> bullshit letter, that basically stated...
> "Sorry about the conditions of your tits...
> Please send the monies to the following (made up) address, I will
> sign the check back over to the World trade Center survivors
fund,
> and will wait to hear from you.
> Again...sorry about the loss of your tits...I would have loved to
> have sucked them in their Prime...
>
> God bless you, and may the ( Jezs...I hope I don't go to hell for
> this one)
> Lord Jesus stick a crucifix up you late husbands asshole"
>
> I got one of these about 7 months ago...it looks like somebody
was
> monitoring our "List".
> I was told a recent death from a long (unknown) relative had left
18
> mill in a Nigerian account and it needed claiming within 6 days.
> I sent bullshit Bank info (from my closed account in 'Bama) and
never
> did get the millions promised.
> God would I love to meet the Bastard that may get some poor old
fool
> to not see that this is the same as being held up.
> Anyhows...since I went through the same bullshit a few months
back...
> whoever emails one of our members who is doing this..."FUk yu
muddah
> and you sisters son"
> I feel better now.
> Tronhead
>
>
>
>
>
>
> I do that too. It is so fun to yank those assholes. I'm proud to
say that I
> actually got one of them busted. I made him give me so much
information that
> the FBI and Interpol actually caught him. This is no joke. I
think I might
> still have the emails. I have received emails like this for
years. I just
> thought it would be fun to share the fun.
>
> Frank
>

I get these things sent to my webmaster email address all the time.
Usually I reply something like "CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE OF THE DAY!!!...or I tell them to do the world a favor and
kill themself. They don't bother me anymore after that.

Bernie