----- Original Message -----From: 18082329742@...To: surfbeach@...Sent: Friday, April 27, 2007 12:19 PMSubject: The donkey :-(
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church. He decided to buy a horse and race it. As horses were so expensive he bought a donkey, and entered in a race. The donkey came in third. Headline in paper was. PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The next week it won. Headline was. PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop said no more races. The papers headline was. BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. The Bishop said get rid of donkey. Preacher gave it to a convent. Headline was. NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. Reading this the Bishop fainted. He told the nun to get rid of donkey. She sold to a farmer for $10. The headline was. NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. In despair, the Bishop told the nun to buy back the donkey and bring it to the country side where it could run wild and free. The headline in the paper read. NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day........