Yamaha CS80

Mine smells like stale mouse urine.

I think it spent some time in a storage room at Joseph River's 
girlfriend's  horse ranch.

Still, I have developed a Pavlovian conditioning that makes my brain 
squirt out endorphins every time I smell it.....

To quote that creepy old man in the movie Christine:
"....it's the finest smell in the world. Except maybe for pussy!"

;-P