The Mellotron Group

On Dec 5, 2009, at 7:20 AM, Tron400 wrote:

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> Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? 
> A. The knocking speeds up. 
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> OK, just to be fair:
> 
> Q. What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? 
> A. The lead singer.
> 
> 
Q: How can you tell if a drummer's seat is level?

A: The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.


Q: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

A: On a bull, the horns are in the front and the asshole's in the back.