The Mellotron Group

--- In newmellotrongroup@yahoogroups.com, Bruce Daily <pocotron@...> wrote:

> Soo... did the cat take the acid, or was he simply dipped in it?

This brought to mind something I heard many years ago (which has nothing to do with 'trons, but everything to do with cats):

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
Dip it in kerosene, then throw a match at it - WOOF!!

Along the same line:

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
Stick it in the freezer for a month, then run it through a band-saw - MEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I'm told that no actual animals were harmed in the making of these jokes.

Jim Bailey