The Mellotron Group

The Saturday morning "grumpies":

First, MySpace (which I do find useful), then FaceBook (kinda on the periphery but has enabled me to contact a few long-lost friends), and now Twitter (a big f***ing waste of time considering that I already have my friends' direct regular email addresses without having to maneuver through a another damned third-party site).

Typical Twitter examples:

"Woke up early, had spastic diarrhea, missed work, spent most of the day keeping the porcelain altar warm."

"Barack Obama is a Statist, not a Federalist -- Duh!"

"Farted an real juicy one this morning just as I left the elevator before a bunch of people got on - hilarious."

"I'd sure like the chance to rip out a few of Britney's hair extentions, heh heh."

I can go to one of those banal AOL chat rooms if I want drivel like this.

Wrote a message to a member, hit send, was asked if I wanted to open or save the file. NO, I WANT TO SEND THE BLOODY MESSAGE! I'll be fair and give it a month, but I'm beginning to feel more like a Twatter than a Twitter.

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