The Mellotron Group

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I will soon be coming out with the all new Digital Fart-O-Tron F4000D that  
will be lightweight and roadworthy as soon as I can figure out how to build 
a  cabinet that looks like a human arse. It will have all of the fart 
sounds  found here as well as a card that provides all the sounds from fart 
soundboard  1. You just insert it into the crack and there you  are.