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On 9/2/03 3:12 PM, "logic-ot@yahoogroups.com" <logic-ot@yahoogroups.com>
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>  Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 16:50:24 +0200
>  From: "Juris Salmins" <juris@...>
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Screw you, buddy...

Subject: Truth about eating and different languages

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on
nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage
rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

Best regards,
...z


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