Mellotronists

How do you know when there's a Mellotronist at your door? 
His hat says "Domino's Pizza" 

What is the difference between a dead Mellotronist lying in the road, 
and a dead squirrel lying in the road? 
The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig. 

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a Mellotronist's car? 
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.