Homebrew PCBs

I expect it would be easy to  
find suitable replacement material, maybe from disposeable nappies or  
something from the women's department...

Something from the women's department? What exactly are you thinking about? Hmmmm? are printers
female or male? I always thought of my printers as male but I may be wrong. I do think they would
look very funny if you put a bra or panties on it. Please post the pics if you do this.