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Subject: Re: [newmellotrongroup] self protection

From: Bruce Daily <pocotron@yahoo.com>
Date: 2010-06-24

There's a haiku in there somewhere.  

--- On Thu, 6/24/10, tony1 <atm655@verizon.net> wrote:

From: tony1 <atm655@verizon.net>
Subject: [newmellotrongroup] self protection
To: newmellotrongroup@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thursday, June 24, 2010, 10:24 AM

 
The more people I meet, the more I like my pets!
Let me put it this way, the Armory has to borrow weapons from me!
I'm a lite sleeper and have hidden, secret alerts systems.
Break in my home, you're leaving is a zipper bag.
I grew up shooting tagets the size of a 50 cent piece at 30'.
 
Whore #3 took "our" Golden, so it's time for a louder alert with teeth!
Buys me the time to laser sight the prick up and send him or her to "terminal dreamland".
I'm handicapped, so I am always armed (legally), but God I miss "my" dog.
 
So I'm getting another rescue dog, narrowed down to a German police dog or another Golden.
The Golden is in the lead.
 
Tony