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Subject: Re: [newmellotrongroup] Re: Tronspotting

From: Rick Blechta <rick@rickblechta.com>
Date: 2009-12-05


On Dec 5, 2009, at 7:20 AM, Tron400 wrote:

 



Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A. The knocking speeds up.

OK, just to be fair:

Q. What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A. The lead singer.


Q: How can you tell if a drummer's seat is level?

A: The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.


Q: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

A: On a bull, the horns are in the front and the asshole's in the back.