http://www.fender.com/roadworn/Why bother renewing the tapes and making all the electrics work
properly. Instead, leave it standing in 2" of water for a month or
two. Drop it out of the back of a Transit van 20 or 30 times. Roll
it down a flight of stairs. Pour a couple of cans of Carlsberg into
it. AND CHARGE MORE FOR THE END RESULT.