You know the minute I read about Clay selling his Mellotron to a backline company - this vision come into my mind:
CHEECH: Heheh! Hey don't worry Clay man, yer Mellon tron is in good hands man, hehehe!.
CHONG: Hey man, the dude's... right... man, it's in good hands, yknow what I'm sayin?
CHEECH: Yeah, but whyz it called a Melon tron man huhuh?
CHONG: I don know man. Maybe you use it to like... cut.... Grapefruit on man...
CHEECH: Hey, grapefuits not a melon man!!
CHONG: Sure it is, it's big and round man...All Melons are big and round man.
CHEECH: Like that last car you borrowed - that car was a melon
CHONG: No man, you mean it was a lemon man....
CHEECH: Lemon? Hey isn't he that guy that guy that was in the Beedels man?
CHONG: Hey Dude....
CHEECH: Hey man I"m talkin to you man, do you know the answer to my question man?..
CHONG: Dude...
CHEECH: Hey are you listening man?? Listen when I....
CHONG: Dude - your cigarette man - you were holding it too close to the Melon tron and look what it did man - it burned a big hole in the side man.
CHEECH: Hey don't worry man, it's just a rental machine man. Besides, I know a guy living under that overpass over there. He can plug the whole with a frisbee man. And he paints unicorns too man!
CHONG: Unicorn? What that man?
CHEECH: Hey don't you know what a Unicorn is man???
CHONG: Uh......is it a car man?
CHEECH: No man, a Unicorn is not a car man!!
CHONG: Well what is it then man...?
CHEECH: A Unicorn is a Lizard man from Star Trek that has no penis man.
CHONG: Ohhhh....hey I played with that guy over on 8 mile road in Detroit man.