On 03/16/2011 10:11 PM, Mike Dickson wrote:
> Jesus. Christ. Almighty.
>
> How can you make a song about deciding what seat of a car to sit
> in, and about how Saturday comes after Friday and how Sunday comes
> 'aft-urrrr-wurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds'? It appears
> that Friday is spent /singing about it being Friday/. That is ∗not
> fun at all∗.
>
> This sort of infeasible dreck makes me want to rip off my balls and
> feed them to the zoo animals. Part of me - well okay.../most/ of
> me - would really like to see that fixed smile taken off her face
> with battery acid and a bandsaw. If someone strolled in and smashed
> her in the teeth with a concrete bollard after she - or the
> autotuner - drones the line /'I see my frieeeehhhhhhhhnds'/ it
> might have been perfect. But it's not. And why the autotuner. /The
> song has one note/. Mostly. And she cannot even sing it!!!
>
> I tried the second tune but it sounded exactly like the other one.
>
> The world has just ended.
>
> Kill her with fire. Kill. Kill. Kill.
>
>
>
> On 17/03/2011 01:51, fdoddy@aol.com wrote:
>
>> You have to check out these songs by Rebecca Black. It is a train
>> wreck! Autotuned to oblivian. Banal doesn't even begin to
>> describe this travesty. I laughed so hard I almost cried and the
>> sad thing is it's not meant to be funny. My son turned me on to
>> this. It is the end of western civilization and the terrorists
>> have won.
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=related
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNmjqDGnQvI
>>
>>
>> fritz
My sons and I suffered through these two freeway smashups, all the way
to the bitter end. This may be the nadir of all things musical. I
cannot in my life think of anything to do with any style of music as
vomit-inducing as this. And as bad as the first song was, the second
was that much worse! I was immediately in the mood to see violence
done to her and anyone else that participated in making this kack!
Let justice be done, smite her body with thy sword of fire, stick her
lopped off head on a pole, and spare our ears this torture, oh lord of
hosts!
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