[sdiy] light bulb

[klosmon]

>on 10/3/06 16:17, Tim Daugard at daugard at sprintmail.com wrote:
>  a machine that does that.
> >
> > Q: How does the light bulb get screwed in?
> >
> > A: The bass player does it. The drummer and guitarist are too busy
> > screwing other things.

...which reminds me of another story:

A man is shipwrecked on an unknown island.
He asks one of the natives what the meaning is of the drumming that he 
hears continuously in the distance.  The native replies:
"When drums stop, very bad."

He continues to explore the island for several days, and every time he asks 
someone what those drums are about, he gets the same reply:
"When drums stop, very bad."

Finally, after many days, the drumming stops.  He nervously asks what this 
means, and his informant replies:
"Very bad -- now, bass solo."

("THANK- you! You're a great audience! Enjoy the buffet, I'm here all week.
THANK- you!......")