[sdiy] light bulb

[Dave Kendall]

on 10/3/06 16:17, Tim Daugard at daugard at sprintmail.com wrote:

> 
> From: "Michael Bacich" <weareas1 at earthlink.net>
> To: "klosmon" <klosmon at sbcglobal.net>; "synth diy"
> <synth-diy at dropmix.xs4all.nl>
>>> Q:  How many lead guitar players does it take to screw-in a light
>>> bulb?
>>> A:  Seven.  One to screw it in, and six to say:  "Oh, *I* could
>>> have done THAT."
>> 
>> 
>> Q:  How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> 
>> A:  None.  We have a machine that does that.
> 
> Q: How does the light bulb get screwed in?
> 
> A: The bass player does it. The drummer and guitarist are too busy
> screwing other things.
> 
> 
Q. How many early Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Three. One to screw it in, and the other 2 to complain that it's
electric...