[sdiy] design experts

[Grant Richter]

>> Expert: an individual who increases his knowledge about a decreasing
>> number of subjects until he knows everything about nothing.

A few from field service. Just for grins...

Expert: Ex - meaning former, xpert - pronounced "spurt" "a drip under great
pressure" So "formerly a drip, now under great pressure"

Expert: Anyone over 500 miles from the home office.

This applies to bands too.

Headliner: Any band playing in a city over 500 miles from home.